Monday, December 29, 2008

The illustrious Brownie...

So I have now gotten some responses to my first "Brownie" post in regards to seeing some proof of this shard of leather that I found and although very convenient on my part, it has disappeared from the confines of my desk drawer...but going into more proof of the existence of these wile creatures my desk drawer was left open when I went to grab it last night something I know for a fact was closed and LOCKED! as I know that some people other than brownies like to "borrow" crap in my office. Blast it all back to square one. I have also gotten a few people asking me what brownies are so I have done a little research for you all that have not been graced with the movie Willow yet.


A brownie/brounie or urisk (Lowland Scots) or brùnaidh, ùruisg, or gruagach (Scottish Gaelic) is a legendary kind of creature popular in folklore around Scotland and England (especially the north, though more commonly hobs have this role). It is the Scottish and Northern English counterpart of the Scandinavian tomte, the Slavic domovoi or the German Heinzelmännchen.


Customarily brownies are said to inhabit houses and aid in tasks around the house. However, they don't like to be seen and will only work at night, traditionally in exchange for small gifts or food. They take quite a delight in porridge and honey. They usually abandon the house if their gifts are called payments, or if the owners of the house misuse them. Brownies make their homes in an unused part of the house. They were also known as the guardians of dragons[citation needed].
The ùruisg had the qualities of man and spirit curiously commingled. He had a peculiar fondness for solitude at certain seasons of the year. About the end of
Harvest he became more sociable, and hovered about farmyards, stables and cattle-houses. He had a particular fondness for the products of the dairy, and was a fearful intruder on milkmaids, who made regular libations of milk or cream to charm him off, or to procure his favour. He could be seen supposedly only by those who had the second sight, though instances where he made himself visible to people not so Gifted have been rumoured. He is said to have been a jolly personable being with a broad blue bonnet, flowing yellow hair, and a long walking staff.
Every
manor house had its ùruisg, and in the kitchen, close by the fire was a seat, which was left unoccupied for him. The house of a proprietor on the banks of the River Tay was even at the beginning of the twentieth century believed to have been haunted by this sprite, and a particular apartment therein has been for centuries called "Seòmar Bhrùnaidh" (Brownie’s room). When irritated through neglect or disrespectful treatment he would not hesitate to become wantonly mischievous. He was notwithstanding, rather gainly and good-natured rather than formidable. Though, on the whole, a lazy, lounging hobgoblin, he would often bestir himself on behalf of those who understood his humours, and suited themselves thereto. When in this mood, he was known to perform many arduous exploits in kitchen, barn and stable, with marvellous precision and rapidity. These kind turns were done without bribe, fee or reward, for the offer of any one of these would banish him forever. Kind treatment was all he ever wished for, and it never failed to procure his favour.
In 1703,
John Brand wrote in his description of Zetland that:
“Not above forty or fifty years ago, every family had a brownie, or evil spirit, so called, which served them, to which they gave a sacrifice for his service; as when they churned their milk, they took a part thereof, and sprinkled every corner of the house with it, for Brownie’s use; likewise, when they
brewed, they had a stone which they called ‘Brownie’s stane’, wherein there was a little hole into which they poured some wort for a sacrifice to Brownie. They also had some stacks of corn, which they called Brownie’s Stacks, which, though they were not bound with straw ropes, or in any way fenced as other stacks used to be, yet the greatest storm of wind was not able to blow away straw off them.”
The brownies seldom discoursed with
man, but they held frequent and affectionate converse with one another. They had their general assemblies too, and on those occasions they commonly selected for their rendezvous the rocky recesses of some remote torrent, whence their loud voices, mingling with the water’s roar, carried to the ears of some wondering superstition detached parts of their unearthly colloquies. In a certain district of the Scottish Highlands, "Peallaidh an Spùit" (Peallaidh of the Spout), "Stochdail a’ Chùirt", and "Brùnaidh an Easain" (Brownie of the little waterfall) were names of note at those congresses, and they still live in legends which continue to amuse old age and infancy. Every stream in Breadalbane had an ùruisg once according to Watson the Scottish place name expert, and their king was Peallaidh. (Peallaidh's name is preserved in "Obair Pheallaidh", known in English as "Aberfeldy".) It may be the case, that ùruisg was conflated with some water sprite, or that ùruisg were originally water sprites conflated with brownies.
British folklore also included a figure,
Billy Blind, much like the brownie, but appearing only in ballads.

Christmas

Well the year has almost come to an end, and just before it does the much anticipated Christmas day has come and gone oh so fast, it still amazes me to this day that so much emphasis is put on this day and it lasts the same length as any other day! 24hrs. But man oh man was this year great. For the first time in a long time nearly ALL my family got together and had a wonderful breakfast full of laughs and reminiscing of the old days when we were all just a hop skip and jump from one another and just living in our little world of family...This next year I hope brings all kinds of great new challenges and all kinds of barriers that have stopped us to get knocked down. It should be a good one!

Looking to the future with wide eyes and can't to see what's next...

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Brownies...

So I work the night shift at my work, (8pm-7am) and there had been talk of peoples things being moved around in the office. Most people immediately start accusing fellow co-workers as they are all in cubicles and right next to each other. However myself my initial accusation as someone who has seen Willow is Brownies.

So I have been on the prowl all week and finally found a shred of evidence as I have heard tons of little footprints in our ceilings so that had me going but today I found a piece of brown leather that was tiny and very fine laying underneath a hole in our ceiling...

I shall capture thee Brownies that occupy Coinstar Customer Service Call Center.

One day...

Friday, December 5, 2008

Day Off...

Aw yes Friday is finally here and I get to enjoy my much needed god give day of rest...I must say now that I work 4x10's I have come to LOVE my days off.

Also on the same note I have a NICE little vacation coming up I will leave work on December 23rd and come back on January 4th. WHOOP WHOOP 12 days of NO CALL CENTER is EXACTLY what the Doctor Ordered. :)

ADIOS

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Good Grief...

Good Grief last night was just all together unfriendly. First our site had a large site outage! That means for 7 hours NO INTERNET...NO JOB TOOLS! It was completely and utterly BORING and on top of that I had the gosh dang UK folks flipping me garbage about our outage. I am sorry dodgy that our phone and internet provider is worthless...BUT GUESS WHAT WE WON THE BATTLE! GET OVER IT AND STOP TREATING US AMERICANS LIKE SHIT! geez...

On a god note it is my Friday and in exactly 30 minutes I will be leaving home. HOORAY! Actually I have meetings starting at one and ending at 3 and then off to Explorers at 5 to ADVISE. Technically it's my day off...but it doesn't seem like it. Does it?

Alright I am outta here.

-Ian

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Ello...

Okay so I am going to try this whole blog train again. I started one in HS but never kept with it as I always forgot to update it. Then I went and forgot the password and crap hahaha. So let us begin...

My name is Ian Hernandez I am 21years old, I am from a little town called Kennewick in the state of Washington. I was born and raised here, and I love it here. My career plans are to be a Police Officer for the City of Pasco I have been working for Pasco PD for about 6 years now and I love every minute of it. I will be testing for the department in about 6 months!God is the LORD and Saviour of my life. I am a very goal oriented person; I am also a very honest and trustworthy person...I am passionate about life and love to meet new people. I have worked for a company called Coinstar for 2 1/2 years now and I hold the title of Customer Service Lead which is a Supervisory position. I like it here and it pays the bills :-) My family is very important to me they are the most amazing people and I would do anything in the world for any of them.

More to come...soon